A Story?

Ok since I am so damn originally challenged I am asking everyone for some help. I want to start writing, I do not know what yet maybe short stories. But here is what I need help with, I am looking for 3 items that I can make common to all of the possible short stories. I know we have some very smart funny people out there that want to help me out so lets hear some ideals. An thanks for the help! I love you guys

Bama

The Stache Palace 2

Just wanted to give an update on how things are going and the progression of the stache palace. Well I am doing well, Thanksgiving was good we had 2 turkeys and a very large ham. I did not get any of the turkeys because they got demolished before I got up oh well. The ham on the other had was freaking awesome cudos to the chef. I have finally finished all the building or special add-ons that I am going to do to the palace. The weather here is getting colder and I am currently sicker than shit but other than that things are going good. As for the very awesome stache you will see the pics! So with out further delay here are the pics of the stache and Hesca our dog. Soon to follow will be a pic of her puppies!

Still a Fan

Ya ya all you dirty ass Auburn fans can cheer it up for another year. Congrats on a well played game. So without saying we ended this season just like last. New highest paid coach in all of college football and all. I just wanted to point out that I dont think Shula was that bad, I mean fuck if Saban can repeat it he must not have been all bad right? Anyways long story short I AM A ROLL TIDE FAN! I don't care who is coaching but I do like to win especially against Tenn and Auburn!

Fucking Bama

So ya here I am watching my Crimson Tide and they are fixing to play the fucking Vols (which if ya didn't know is a team I hate even more than Auburn), and I am thinking to myself, self we gotta fucking beat Tenn! The first half was kinda shitty but I figure we are doing better than the last few years cause we are leading at the half. So second half kicks off and boom bop Bama lama ding dong we are kicking the fucking shit out of Phillip Fulmers piece of shit fucking Vols and I am on top of the fucking world! I mean the kind of happy that made me wanna call the NCAA and fuck y'all ya we cheated but look at the rat fuck now! Oh side story Fulmer ratted out Bama for a minor infraction that got blown into a major infraction because the NCAA was investigating Tenn. This is when im thinking to my self, Self we have turned the fucking corner this year, watch your ass LSU cause the fucking Tide is on the way. Well after a heart breaking loss to the number one team in the Nation (LSU for you non sports followers) we go play Miss ST. Did y'all know they made a saying for Sylvester Croom? Losing to Miss St last year they said all year we got Croomed, ya know a fluke and shit. But low and fucking behold we play the worst game of the year and ill be damned if we didn't lose to those sumbitches again this year, which they already beat Auburn so I knew they where good. But ya after fucking up Tenn, then almost fucking up LSU I'm thinking we should win out. So here I am today sittin in my fucking cubbie hole in the world listening to the damn Bama game on yahoo radio because it was against NE LA girls junior varsity for the blind or some shit, and I am thinking to my self, Self after this game we will be fucking 7-4 getting ready for Auburn and a chance for second in the SEC west not to shabby a season. Well after listening to the second disgusting game in a row I have decided that ya we did turn a fucking corner, but instead of going down the road to play good games we decided to take a stop over at HOLY HELL WE ARE STUCK IN FUCKING AWFUL CITY, and I am just praying that the fucking bus pulls away before we play Auburn. I don't think my heart can take six in a row. Oh and Fuck Auburn in Advance because the way we are playing y'all have already won. The funny part is that fucking Nick Saban aka Traitor to all the LSU fans out there might get his ass fired after his first season in T-Town. Then Les Miles is going to replace Carr at Michigan and I bet we do not hear a fucking peep outta the fucking LSU fans from that. They sure as hell kept their mouths shut when Saban went to Miami there was not a peep. He comes back to the SEC and THEN he is traitor. Well I hope he takes his ass back to fucking LSU I want a real coach! At this point I think Paul Ellis from Fort Payne could coach better than this, shit least they went 11-0 (Oh he is my old High School defensive line coach, now head coach at my old high school). Anyways Fuck this shit i am tired and Bama has my damn blood pressure through the damn roof. Good nite all and PS Henry the SEC is still better than the Pac-10 :)

Been talking about it to long!

So fuck it I say, since Hollywood does not return my calls and shit. I wanna remake a classic, and probably one the best all time movies EVERY! So what I want to know is who is with me? What, what do you mean you don't know what movie I am talking about! Are you kidding me fuck yes I am talking about Clash of the Titans. So I say fuck it and lets all pool our money and do it ourselves! That is all Peace

The Stache Palace

So I dont know if you knew this or not but in Iraq you are not considered to be a man unless you have facial hair. SO I decided to become a MAN! I can see your jealous as hell I can tell. But anyways moving on, yes I know I look like Herbert from Family Guy (creepy old man).
I want to show ya how mah palace is coming along. Oh didnt you know Saddam started a new trend everyone gets their own palace.

So with out further ado. Here is the before shot and I have almost
completed the palace now. And finally the third pic will be the progress I have made. Oh I know your saying man I thought you would be living on the ground under the stars and shit. But wait there is more, if ya wanted to do that it would be the equivalent of laying in a massive, (I am talking winter sand berm here) pile of used up charcoal ash. So if You wanna live in that go for as for me I got the Trailer palace! I will try and get up the rest of the pics of the palace tonight but if not they will come soon enough. You gotta see the awesome carpeting job i did! Oh and the shelves, now I just have to find some most awesome plumbing pipe that is the right
size so I can hang up my clothes. Maybe one day I will be able to get up a pic of the the junk cars in the yard and if i hit the lottery this bitch is going to be turned into a two story palace! But until then enjoy the Stache Palace and take care! PS Remember the phrase of the Day is Iraqi Tacky!
And hopefully soon ill get up a pic of the camp dog! Hesca

Quick update

So ya im still here and what not, and things are coming together nicely. We are basically building up a new base here. Because the shell that we took over pretty much sucked ass. It had a few things that where pretty nice but mostly nothing or nothing useful. So anyways I have been super busy with that and I just wanted to say hello to everyone and let them know I am ok just tired. So feel free to mail me some sleep or a little R&R and i will be good. Thanks. Oh and one last thing almost all of my sites pop up in German so that is interesting, I get to try and decipher which buttons do what and who the fuck knows what the sites say. Oh well thats a tangent for another time. Nite all