Fucking Bama

So ya here I am watching my Crimson Tide and they are fixing to play the fucking Vols (which if ya didn't know is a team I hate even more than Auburn), and I am thinking to myself, self we gotta fucking beat Tenn! The first half was kinda shitty but I figure we are doing better than the last few years cause we are leading at the half. So second half kicks off and boom bop Bama lama ding dong we are kicking the fucking shit out of Phillip Fulmers piece of shit fucking Vols and I am on top of the fucking world! I mean the kind of happy that made me wanna call the NCAA and fuck y'all ya we cheated but look at the rat fuck now! Oh side story Fulmer ratted out Bama for a minor infraction that got blown into a major infraction because the NCAA was investigating Tenn. This is when im thinking to my self, Self we have turned the fucking corner this year, watch your ass LSU cause the fucking Tide is on the way. Well after a heart breaking loss to the number one team in the Nation (LSU for you non sports followers) we go play Miss ST. Did y'all know they made a saying for Sylvester Croom? Losing to Miss St last year they said all year we got Croomed, ya know a fluke and shit. But low and fucking behold we play the worst game of the year and ill be damned if we didn't lose to those sumbitches again this year, which they already beat Auburn so I knew they where good. But ya after fucking up Tenn, then almost fucking up LSU I'm thinking we should win out. So here I am today sittin in my fucking cubbie hole in the world listening to the damn Bama game on yahoo radio because it was against NE LA girls junior varsity for the blind or some shit, and I am thinking to my self, Self after this game we will be fucking 7-4 getting ready for Auburn and a chance for second in the SEC west not to shabby a season. Well after listening to the second disgusting game in a row I have decided that ya we did turn a fucking corner, but instead of going down the road to play good games we decided to take a stop over at HOLY HELL WE ARE STUCK IN FUCKING AWFUL CITY, and I am just praying that the fucking bus pulls away before we play Auburn. I don't think my heart can take six in a row. Oh and Fuck Auburn in Advance because the way we are playing y'all have already won. The funny part is that fucking Nick Saban aka Traitor to all the LSU fans out there might get his ass fired after his first season in T-Town. Then Les Miles is going to replace Carr at Michigan and I bet we do not hear a fucking peep outta the fucking LSU fans from that. They sure as hell kept their mouths shut when Saban went to Miami there was not a peep. He comes back to the SEC and THEN he is traitor. Well I hope he takes his ass back to fucking LSU I want a real coach! At this point I think Paul Ellis from Fort Payne could coach better than this, shit least they went 11-0 (Oh he is my old High School defensive line coach, now head coach at my old high school). Anyways Fuck this shit i am tired and Bama has my damn blood pressure through the damn roof. Good nite all and PS Henry the SEC is still better than the Pac-10 :)