Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Stache Palace

So I dont know if you knew this or not but in Iraq you are not considered to be a man unless you have facial hair. SO I decided to become a MAN! I can see your jealous as hell I can tell. But anyways moving on, yes I know I look like Herbert from Family Guy (creepy old man).
I want to show ya how mah palace is coming along. Oh didnt you know Saddam started a new trend everyone gets their own palace.
So with out further ado. Here is the before shot and I have almost
completed the palace now. And finally the third pic will be the progress I have made. Oh I know your saying man I thought you would be living on the ground under the stars and shit. But wait there is more, if ya wanted to do that it would be the equivalent of laying in a massive, (I am talking winter sand berm here) pile of used up charcoal ash. So if You wanna live in that go for as for me I got the Trailer palace! I will try and get up the rest of the pics of the palace tonight but if not they will come soon enough. You gotta see the awesome carpeting job i did! Oh and the shelves, now I just have to find some most awesome plumbing pipe that is the right
size so I can hang up my clothes. Maybe one day I will be able to get up a pic of the the junk cars in the yard and if i hit the lottery this bitch is going to be turned into a two story palace! But until then enjoy the Stache Palace and take care! PS Remember the phrase of the Day is Iraqi Tacky!
And hopefully soon ill get up a pic of the camp dog! Hesca

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome!! Hon...that place...needs a woman's touch, ha! That stache is getting creepier by the day, keep it going! Thanks for letting us into your room, I can't imagine living 6 mos there...let me know of any additions I can send you mens to 'home' it up. You're doing great, we love you!!!

Rudolph Brandt said...

Dood you missed one in the writers I like. JRR Tolkien! Where is your brain?! Naw I forgive ya mang, I know ya working hard on the stache palace.

One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all,
And in the Darkness bind them.

Love ya biatch! taintality!