Fucking Spam

So you all know that being away from home is a pain in the ass, and can be stressful. Especially around the holidays and whatnot. So I just checking my email and shit before I am going to bed and I see boom I got 15 new emails, so all surprised and happy I am thinking man there must be allot of cool shit going on that people wanna tell me about. So bam hit the inbox and up jumps my email list and HOLY fucking hell batman I got 14 fucking spam messages and 1 real fucking email. Well at this point I am super fucking annoyed because, before i was all happy thinking I was gonna get to read some cool shit, or hear a cool new joke. But nope, fucking dirty motherfucking spamers. I am blasting through all the fucking spam shit (normally I just hit the trusty old spam button and bam I am done with em) but today, today of all days I am fucking pissed about it. Because upon scrolling to the bottom of the email thinking ahh fucking it I am going to start opting out of these fucking annoying things. What catches my eye, was not the ad or the opt out button, it was a little note that said hey fucker we can spam you all the fuck we want to because we are abiding by the FEDERAL FUCKING CAN SPAM Act of 2003. WOW your fucking kidding me CONGRESS passed an act to allow this fucking bullshit. HEY FUCKERS THERE IS A WAR GOING ON OVER HERE! An my fucking ass is knee fucking deep in it. Thanks for think of all of the people of the world and peace and all that shit, will your fucking worthless asses are in session. This is the shit we get through congress, not hey here is the new defense bill cause dood need fucking new shit to keep em alive, or hey here is some more money for doctors and shit cause people get hurt. THANKS fuckers! Ill make sure and remember this shit come election day. I am on a personal fucking mission to find every fucking senator and representative who passed this fucker and make sure I do not vote for them. Also I started sending a nice little reply to there fucking spamming asses, and I hope everyone in the fucking world will do the same. See how these piece of shit motherfuckers like having there emails spammed with a bunch of pissed off motherfuckers! Anyways here is my happy little letter that I wrote and feel free to copy and paste it into all of your replies as well. You know normally I would not even bother with this petty shit, but you know the more I think about it, its the petty shit that is slowly killing our fucking country. Everyday I check my email and normally I just delete my bulk folder every few days because theres about 200-400 spam messages. Well I had decided lately that I would give it a month just to see how many make it in there and with 4 days left to go I have already received 5072 BULK aka spam messages, that's not counting the 50 that make it through that filter everyday. That I have been so idly deleting. Well you know what fuck those bitches from now on I opt-out reply then hit the spam button.

Just wanted to say that Your a piece of shit and your a huge waste of fucking time. Some of us have better things to do that set up bullshit let this just to fucking fill up peoples in boxes. I hope in return that everyone in the fucking world replies to your stupid fucking waste of time and crashes your damn servers! PS FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE with you fucking I comply with can spam bullshit act of 2003. I don't give a fuck who you comply with, you don't fucking comply with my friend list or contacts, therefore your some fucking super nerd who is to fucking busy annoying people with this bullshit to actually go out and get some ass. PS Happy Holidays and Merry Fucking Christmas!

Lastly I will leave you with this fucking bullshit ass act because it is very fucking real. If you don't want to know the specifics of this piece of shit act you can skip the bold writing.

The CAN-SPAM Act: Requirements for Commercial Emailers

The CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 (Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act) establishes requirements for those who send commercial email, spells out penalties for spammers and companies whose products are advertised in spam if they violate the law, and gives consumers the right to ask emailers to stop spamming them.

The law, which became effective January 1, 2004, covers email whose primary purpose is advertising or promoting a commercial product or service, including content on a Web site. A "transactional or relationship message" – email that facilitates an agreed-upon transaction or updates a customer in an existing business relationship – may not contain false or misleading routing information, but otherwise is exempt from most provisions of the CAN-SPAM Act.

The Federal Trade Commission (FTC), the nation's consumer protection agency, is authorized to enforce the CAN-SPAM Act. CAN-SPAM also gives the Department of Justice (DOJ) the authority to enforce its criminal sanctions. Other federal and state agencies can enforce the law against organizations under their jurisdiction, and companies that provide Internet access may sue violators, as well.

I will not post the whole thing because its fucking stupid but that's the basis of it. Oh and if you read this far and are curious as to the other things that put me in a foul mood today, I just found out that a very close friend of mine 11 month old baby girl has a brain tumor. She is not doing very good and the family is well in and immense amount of pain at the moment and that brings tears to my eyes. As I have lost a son and can feel for these folks from the bottom of my heart. As always I love you and Miss you all

Bama